In part 1 of 3 Movember examined some of the most admirable characteristics of the female gender. Essentially, why the Movember needs them.
Needs them for what?
There are 2 kinds of Mo’ Sistas: the lovers and the supporters. Both have specific roles.
1) Lovers:
Sistas, your job is simple. You love the Mo? Then go convince some fellas to grow one; tell them about Movember. Stoke their hair, and tell them how wonderful they’d look with a set of handlebars. If they resist, feel free to use the “if you love me” tactic. Remember, all’s fair in love and charity.
2) Supporters:
Ladies, if your fella comes to you and tells you that he’s going to raise some funds and awareness for Cancer by beautifying his visage, you have a few choices to make. You could either dump his sorry ass, or make him sleep on the sofa untill he regains his sense of upper lip. However, wouldn’t it be great if for one month (just one) you let him help his fellow man? Why not support him in his good deed. Think of yourself as the Maid Marion, proud of your Robin Hood.
Ladies, we want all of you to be our Sistas. A sausage party is never fun. Join us in Movember.
